The Story of the Sleepy Creature of Habit

The sleepy creature of habit commutes an hour to work every morning. Upon arriving at his destination, he knows every day that the outer 2 lanes are blessed for safe passage if one carries the mystical, magical white key called the EZ-Pass.

Of course, sensing his familiarity, the Gods of the PTC like to remake the reality which was commonly known and moves or eliminates whole EZ-Pass lanes. The sleepy creature of habit is again duped into parting with his King's Ransom ($8.50 when coming from the land where the sun rises). Curses on the PTC!